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Where do I begin? Not so recently I moved to a new area on Earth and started a new job on the Mothership on the same day; which isn’t great if, like me, you can’t stand manual labour – like rearranging your mother’s doilies. I opted to live on earth, rather than on the Mothership [...]

Much change aboard the Mothership: the metaphorical chocolate pudding has hit the propeller as our fresh-out-the box abductee, Aidan, is still trying to find his feet, despite our efforts to convince him that they’re safely attached to his ankles. In an effort to help the poor soul, or any future abductees, I have decided to [...]

I awoke suddenly to the sound of clicking mice and rampant fingers on laptop keyboards, only to realise that I had been placed on a comfortable and suspiciously warm desk chair where I was named ‘the chair thief’ and immediately put to work with the task of bringing joy to civilians. The scent of coffee [...]

It’s been a hectic couple of weeks, Groupies. We’ve had the excitement of the e-Commerce awards and the general mad rush of getting awesome deals to you every day, but everything seems to have calmed down again. Of course, calm never lasts long on the Mothership. Once there was no more excitement around, Harold worked [...]

Apparently the Mothership has been in chaos what with the e-Commerce awards and the incident of Harold and the HazMat suit. Here on the Peaceful Ship of Rest and Relaxation, however I have found myself in blissful solitude. This is perhaps the first time in months when I haven’t been fighting off evil eight legged [...]