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After a whirlwind abduction onto the Mothership with new sights, sounds and crew, my nerves have finally started to settle. The environment that seemed intense and strange has now become a second home, and through endless hours of learning and trying to understand, I have found comfort within the well-oiled mechanism. With a belief in [...]

People say love hurts – and on a lonely night on the Mothership; when all the writers were off on romantic dates or Cactus Appreciation Society excursions, I felt that this is true. Now, not to depress you and everyone else on the huge globe that is earth, but I think hopeless romantics like myself [...]

Hello and welcome to the second instalment of How to write a healthy, fresh and 100% organic Groupon deal.  To avoid getting cut off like an ear at Van Gogh’s crib, let’s get right into it. Our mock deal is taking shape, as we look proudly upon a simple HEADLINE and slightly contrived LEDE that [...]

There has been much excitement on the Mothership with this Movember, resulting in Grouponites sending me numerous pictures of themselves moustache-ified. I tried to get on the bandwagon, but making a moustache on a stick and posing is, unfortunately, just not that exciting when you’re alone. Even if you are singing along to The Sound [...]

  With Movember in full swing, the Mothership has descended into moustache mayhem. Razors were tossed, tins of shaving cream emptied in a slew of ceremonial pranks and barbers appointments were abruptly cancelled. Even the most sasquatch-like of the team shed their shaggy face locks in anticipation of the chance to grow a fantastic mo’ [...]